The Million Dollar Homepage, rebuilt for real businesses

I'm making a million dollars.
One $10 review at a time.

In 2005 a student sold a million pixels for a dollar each. Twenty years later I am running the same stunt with a twist: you pay $10, our editors read your entire website and write a brilliant review of your business, and your brand name goes on the wall below. Forever. Watch the bar.

Put your business on the wall, $10

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The Wall

Every cell is a real $10. Hover for the editor's one-line verdict, click for the full review.

#1 Kartland Games A one-person energy blog that finds the bottleneck stories, batteries, grids, transformers, that everyone else misses. #2 Double Apex South Africa’s independent car culture daily: reviews, cult classics and motorsport heritage. #3 Magneko Open-source tool intelligence for builders, the new GitHub projects worth your terminal. #4 Mamparra South African satire that reads the news so you can laugh instead of cry. #5 Microgreen Shop Windowsill farming made easy: microgreen seeds by variety, plus the guides to grow them. #6 YLO Productions Cape Town stills production, handled end to end: crew, permits, locations, done. #7 Wonted South Africa’s wishlist, priced in rands: what the famous earn and what the cars cost monthly. #8 FurKidz Pet care with teeth: groomers, kennels and microchips, checked from the animal’s side. #9 Network Society Who counts as connected? Fibre bills, mobile myths and SA’s real network state. #10 TXTR Mobile culture the way South Africa actually lives it: bundles, apps and prepaid fibre at the till. #11 Ghoema Cape-rooted culture with a local beat: cuisine, community, Krugerrands and SASSA in plain language. #12 Volcanic A general-interest magazine with real range: scroll science, AI companions and the R60k comfort question. #13 DriveOut Car ownership from behind the wheel: used picks, hidden costs and how to catch a skid. #14 PhotoZA Photography craft and business, priced and practised for South African shooters. #15 Seph Lifestyle business with taste: real small-business ideas and honest costings. #16 Hard Times Consumer survival for expensive years: stretch the electricity, defend the grocery plate. #17 Personality Relationships, wellness and real talk for South African women, no lecture attached. #18 Black Serpent Men's style and culture with a dark edge: grooming, gear and the good life. #19 Sidewalk Street-level South Africa: city life, hustle stories and the pavement economy. #20 PopFizz Entertainment and pop culture with the sparkle left in: celebs, screens and sound. #21 Obsessed Women's lifestyle with standards: fashion, beauty myths tested and founder stories. #22 AutoModified Modified motoring done properly: concept galleries, legends and spanner-grade advice. #23 After Matric The next step after school, mapped: careers, first money and mental health. #24 Michelle Kroch Centurion property from the agent who sells it: suburb values and value traps. #25 Bottle Storage A spirits cabinet of a site: whiskey, tequila, absinthe and bottles worth knowing. #26 Scouted A discovery magazine that earns the name: work futures, lifestyle and odd questions answered. #27 Jupiter SA business news with altitude and a practical streak: industry moves plus travel savings. #28 Your Company SA business told properly: origin stories with grit and the forces that shape trade. #29 Bizland Small business, no sugar-coating: cash flow, getting paid and the traps to avoid. #30 The Lawn Pro Lawn care from the contractor's side: fertilising, irrigation and fixes that save money. #31 Wolves Pragmatic SA life with teeth: money, self-improvement and news without padding. #32 Learn3D Visual skills that pay: 3D, design and creative tools aimed at real income. #33 SmartQuote Quote intelligence that pays for itself: insurance, services and warranties decoded. #34 Leoa Careers and curiosity, mixed well: film production, culture and strange true stories. #35 7AM The briefing before the day starts: news, entrepreneurship and digital life at dawn. #36 Enchanting Gardens Horticulture with roots in the trade: nurseries, plant fixes and the poaching fight. Your brand here $10 · editorial review included Your brand here $10 · editorial review included Your brand here $10 · editorial review included Your brand here $10 · editorial review included Your brand here $10 · editorial review included Your brand here $10 · editorial review included Your brand here $10 · editorial review included Your brand here $10 · editorial review included

Latest Buyer #36, Enchanting Gardens, 29 Sept Buyer #35, 7AM, 29 Sept Buyer #34, Leoa, 29 Sept

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Proof of product: real reviews our editors wrote for real $10 buyers.

How it works

  1. Pay $10

    One PayPal payment. No subscriptions, no upsells, no "premium tier". Ten dollars, once.

  2. Send your link

    After checkout you send us your URL and the exact brand term you want on the wall.

  3. Our editors write your review

    They read your whole site and write a genuinely good profile: what you do, who it is for, what is impressive, one honest caveat.

  4. Your brand goes on the wall

    Your brand term appears on this homepage, linking to your profile, which links to you. Permanent. First in, highest up.

Buy your cell

$10 via PayPal. After checkout, email us your URL and the exact brand term you want on the wall, and our editors start reading your site the same day.

  1. Pay $10 with the button below
  2. Email hello@addyourlinkhere.com with your URL + brand term
  3. Your review goes live and your brand joins the wall
Pay $10 with PayPal

You would be buyer #37

Not delighted? 14-day refund, cell removed, no questions.

Asked, answered

Is this a scam?

No, it is a very honest cash grab. You pay $10, our editors write a profile of your business, your brand goes on the wall, and I get $10 closer to a million dollars. Everyone knows exactly what is happening. That is the entire point.

Who writes the reviews?

Our editors. A person reads your site, your pricing, your about page, then writes the profile. Nothing goes live until an editor has approved every word.

What do I actually get?

A permanent cell on the homepage wall with your brand term, a full editorial profile page about your business that links to your site, and a story worth telling: "I bought a $10 review so a stranger could become a millionaire."

Will this help my SEO?

I sell reviews and visibility, not rankings. The profile is real writing about your real business, and that is all anyone should promise you for $10.

What if I hate the review?

Email within 14 days: refund issued, cell removed, no drama. You will be the first person in history to be refunded by a millionaire-in-progress.

Will you actually make a million dollars?

That is 100,000 reviews. Probably not. But the bar counts every dollar in public, and stranger things have happened on this exact business model.